OK, I tend to laugh at over-reactionary people that claim “______ is going to kill comic book movies dead” or “______ is going to destroy Hollywood’s interest in comic book adaptaions”, but I’ll be damned if I’m not halfway convinced that the people that put this steaming pile of crap together aren’t hellbent on being the ones to make such asinine predictions come true.

Damn, but that’s a badass run-on sentence.

Seriously folks - Catwoman looks to be a total steamer (Cleveland style), and I hate to make such sweeping judgments from low-quality trailers. Unfortunately, this trailer apparently doesn’t lie. I understand that people at the WB are freaked out about how bad the movie is and how much it cost to make. They already know that there’s not enough lacquer in the world to put enough shine on this turd to sell it to the average moviegoer, so they’re crossing their fingers and taking a leap out the window, hoping someone (probably Harry Potter) magically saves them from SPLAT-ing on the concrete.

Hell, I’m sure we’ll all only see it 2, maybe 3 times…that is if there’s a scene where it looks like Halle Berry’s nipple flashes us for half a second, at least…

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