Spidey Needs Caffeine Too
Author: Stephen Gerding
June 15th, 2004
Steve - Can you answer me this - why does this pic rock do hard?
Andrew - LOL. you’re psyched.
Steve - Seriously, why does that rock so much I had to snap a pic of it???
Andrew - man. haven’t had DP in the length.
Steve - Shit, I had to buy it, it rocks so hard….
Andrew - DP is so goddam good
Steve - I get it on rare occassions. Spidey made it a Must Have.
Andrew - I’ll tell you, Spider-Man is fucking awesome
Andrew - I’ll totally do that shit
Steve - Buy a DP for the Spidey graphics?
Andrew - if Spidey or the Hulk are on something I briefly am like “oh man — that’s awesome!”
Andrew - like some holdover from childhood
Steve - Didn’t show in the pic, but the eyes….the eyes are mirrored. Totally reflective.
Andrew - sweet
Steve - Andrew and Steve = Forever Fuckin’ Geek.
Andrew - fucking a
Andrew - Spider Man is definitely the best superhero ever
Steve - Without A Doubt.
Andrew - I’m so like less than five steps away from being such a spidey dork
Steve - Bought my friends some little kids Spidey jesus sandals over the weekend. Size 4, so he’ll grow into them.
Steve - Determined to make their son a Spidey geek. Whether they approve or not.
Andrew - righteous
Andrew - Say it loud — I’m a dork and I’m proud.
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4 Responses to “Spidey Needs Caffeine Too”
June 15th, 2004 at 1:09 pm
Hey guys, Spiderman here. Just wanted to thank you for all your support. I do look pretty fly on that DP can! Shit, I am hot. The ladies (and geeks), they love me, what can I say.
keep it real folks. Go see my new movie and buy my DP ya’ll and keep the benjamin’s roll’n into spidey’s bank account. Show your love!
Holla,
-Spidey
“Aunt May..you’re my girl!”
June 15th, 2004 at 2:54 pm
Actually, the eyes aren’t mirrored - they’re clear. That’s actually the real-deal Dr. P that Spidey has in his eypieces. Once you drink past the eye, you can see through the bottle to the other side of the label and determine that you haven’t won a prize and see the “Thanks for Playing, Please Try Again - Drink More Dr. Pepper So You Can Look Through Spidey’s Eye Again” message on the back side of the label on the other side of the bottle. The wonders of technology!
June 15th, 2004 at 2:58 pm
Oh, man - that’s even cooler! I suppose that once I actually drank the DP I’d have figured it out. At least I hope so…
June 16th, 2004 at 6:53 am
Oh man…but I shudder to think of the effects of drinking that much Dr. P. You’d be on the can for days!!