Sin City LogoI think that I speak for all of the straight male population when I say, “Hot Damn, That girl is F-I-N-E, fine!” Of course, I’m speaking of Jessica Alba in the Robert Rodriguez & Frank Miler production of Sin City. And due to the fine folks at Entertainment Weekly, we finally have photgraphic proof that she is indeed in the flick as a stripper. And that means that she’s just a flimsy tank top away from being topless! (And no, I haven’t been married that long. I’m a letch by nature.) Just click the link right here and take in all that will be the future Mrs. Schramm (once we’re both divorced and in a nursing home, that is.)

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