It may not be official, but at this point, all signs are pointing to the Constantine movie being crap. The latest abomination in training looks to be the official video game for the movie, with screenshot available for your viewing displeasure here. Dig those identical twin zombies! Looks like leftover polygons from the original House Of The Dead or something but, y’know, not as cool.

I’m not even a Keanu-hater, but the more promotion I see for this flick and it’s ancillary money making products, the more it looks like butt. A holy shotgun? Please. I know things get changed when they adapt comics to movies, but when it gets this distorted, I fail to understand why they don’t just call it something else since the weight the Constantine name carried (like it was really heavy in the first place) is totally undermined by every bit of promotion that’s come out. I feel bad for DC’s promotional department for having to try to shine up this mess.

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