Or perhaps I mean sizzles? I honestly don’t know. However, after sending out a press release that seemed to have absolutely no information in it whatsoever, it’s since been discovered that in their little bit of bullshit teaser hype they do actually name the “celebrity” that’s going to be lending her image and body to the fictional character.

Blue Water has recently begun a misinformation campaign, to keep readers guessing to the REAL identity of their newest celebrity model. Some of the names being heard mumbled throughout various news sites include Sarah Michelle Gellar, Cindy Margolis, Heidi Klum, Britney Spears, and WWE Diva, Trish Stratus … among others.

Well, it didn’t take a lot of googling for one of the Newsarama posters to discover who the new “talent” involved is.

Cindy Margolis put on her profile for SI’s Experts Fantasy Football game “….she will also be the model for the new 10th Muse Comic collection that is coming out in January 2005.” The rest of her profile is a cut and paste from her website.

There’s someone with enormous celebrity talent.

Now, aside from wondering why the publishers would make such a big deal out of a mystery that was so easy to figure out, what I want to know is who the hell buys a comic because Rena Mero, Cindy Margolis or any other faux-celebrity is on the cover.

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