Our across-the-pond brethren in imperialism have apparently fired this summer’s first big geek missive: check it out. Let the battle begin! But whose geekery will reign supreme? Do the redcoats have punters camping out to get tickets for yet another mediocre sci-fi extravaganza from Lucas? I hope not.

Why did I turn this post into a useless, thinly veiled potshot at SW? I don’t know. I need help.

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