Chupacabra Terror - The Legend is Real Sony Pictures Home Entertainment is pleased, nay, tickled silly to announce the release of “Chupacabra Terror” on DVD.

That’s right. The Goat Sucker finally toplines its own movie, which also stars the dwarf from “Lord of the Rings”. Here’s the modified scoop:

When a brilliant, cunning zoologist (Giancarlo Esposito - “Ali”) bags Chupacabra, he decides to run away with in on the Love Boat. But that’s like dropping Michael Moore into an all-you-can eat buffet. This upsets the hot chick in the tight yellow T-Shirt (not named in the press materials) who really didn’t want to get gutted on this trip, so the captain (John Rhys-Davies, “The Lord of the Rings”) springs into action and busts out the kung fu on ol’ Goat Sucker. (That’s not really what happens but whatever it is, it’s probably pretty badass).

If that doesn’t sell you on the movie, here are some clips:

Clip Name Windows Media Real Player
We have a situation High, Low High, Low
Monster bait High, Low High, Low
A mystery of science High, Low
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Your bullets will be useless High, Low
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The mushroom treatment High, Low
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Open the safe High, Low
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Chupacabra Terror is available NOW!

On DVD