If your greatest wish in life was to be able to go all Super-Sayan on your little sister’s ass, but you were afraid to fill your locks with super glue and massive amounts of egg whites, than Garnier has you covered. The company has introduced Manga Head hair gunk, formulated specifically to emulate Goku (judging by the Dragon Balls that litter the site) or whoever your favorite manga character with impossible hair is. If you take a look at their goddawful website, once you’ve turned your speakers off, you can also read a short manga that is brave enough to ask the question “Why is manga so cooool?” You’ll also be treated to such knowledge bombs as “Manga heroes have style by the bucketload, with their androgynous bodies, their huge eyes and tiny mouths and noses.”

So there you go. Be androgynous, wear your hair obnoxiously and just be plain COOOOL.

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