Come July, Comcast cable customers will be the lucky ones because VH1 will be launching their On-Demand services with the company exclusively. The best part is that Comcast suscribers will be rewarded for their loyalty in the face of satellite TV with the ability to watch the premiere of “Hogan Knows Best,” VH1’s new reality series starring the immortal Hulk Hogan, his family, and, of course, the 24-inch pythons. Imagine “The Osbornes” but with an ex-steroid user instead of an ex-coke snorter or whatever. Hey, they both even feature aspiring pop star daughters!

VH1’s had good luck with their “celebreality” series over the last year or two, and if he’s as insane in real life as he is in the wrestling world, I’m betting this’ll be another hit. Personally, I think I’d rather see them do a remake of Hogan’s Heroes with the Hulkster dropped in the middle of a POW camp, but tha’s just my own wishful thinking.

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