Never let it be said that Hasbro doesn’t know a good thing when it stumbles across it. First, they introduced Darth Tater, and now it’s time for the Sith Spud to have minions to telekinetically choke out. Meet the Spud Trooper, who looks to come with his very own potato masher with which to beat those damn rebel forces into a pasty mess with. If the first two prequels had shown half the imagination as this single toy line has, I’d have probably bothered to see the third.

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