‘Blender’ Kills, Resurrects Zombie Natalie Portman
Author: Stephen Gerding
October 24th, 2005
Seriously, WTF were the photo shoot directors at ‘Blender’ thinking by making Natalie Portman look like a bargain basement Avril? Beyond that, what were Portman’s people thinking by allowing this cover to be used? Although, now that I think about it, I did get my copy just before Halloween, so there could be a subtle zombie joke involved somehow. Poor girl looks more like she needs a Double-Double meal than a helping of brains, though.
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3 Responses to “‘Blender’ Kills, Resurrects Zombie Natalie Portman”
October 24th, 2005 at 8:48 pm
Strangely enough, they modeled Natalie’s cover photo on a shoot done with Jim Morrison by the editor of a teen magazine back in the day. The pictures of Morrison are very iconic- he is at the height of his looks, and is shirtless, wearing some beads around his neck. It just didn’t quite have the same effect with Natalie.
October 24th, 2005 at 8:51 pm
BTW, they called it Jim Morrison’s “Christ poses”. If you get a spare second, google it on the net- it pops right up.
October 25th, 2005 at 1:00 am
Yeah Stephen, why you gotta make things so complicated? ;)