If I was a little kid and I hurtled down the stairs at 5:00 AM Christmas morning to find that Santa had left me a stocking that looked like these monstrosities, I might very well have been scarred for life. The full body shot Darth Vader isn’t that terrible, but I still wonder what it is about the evil Sith lord that screams “Merry Christmas!” to parents and kids. As for the stuffed puppet head stockings, Yoda’s sad, but Vader and Batman are both downright creepy looking.

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