Hey whaddya know, some exciting non-nerd news! Our honorable webmaster, Stephen Gerding, is now the proud father of a wee daughter! S.E.C. Gerding popped out yesterday morning at 2:23 A.M. Los Angeles time, weighing in at something lbs. and something ozs.

In lieu of having an actual photo of the child, I’ve looked into the future and taken a photo of young Sienna circa 2030:

Represent!

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