Apparently this ain’t no foolin’ around! It’s like Richie Rich…except painfully real and bespeaks to an incurable celebrity sickness in our culture…

That said, I would watch a Paris and Nicky Hilton cartoon if:

A) They have superpowers.
B) They joined M.A.S.K.
C) Mike Judge, Ralph Bakshi, or Satoshi Kon are involved.
D) They drive a wise-cracking dune buggy.
E) Each episode had a feel-good PSA at the end.
F) They fought robeasts.

I would not watch a Paris and Nicky Hilton cartoon if:

A) An asinine misspelling is in the title a la “Bratz” or “Xtreme.”
B) They solved mysteries.
C) They talked about shoes.
D) Paris and Nicky Hilton are in it.

Paris and Nicky Hilton are reportedly set to make a cartoon about their lives.

The rich sisters are said to be drawing up plans for an animated series for US television.

Socialite Paris - who already stars in reality TV show ‘The Simple Life - has met with TV heads to discuss the project, according to a report in Britain’s The Sun newspaper.

Earlier this month, the stunning blonde claimed she is as good an actress as Oscar-winner Charlize Theron.

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