The Garbage Pail Kids Movie…I Don’t Know What to Say
Author: Daniel Brooks
April 17th, 2006
I don’t know why we never posted anything about this, but a few weeks back, me and Andrew watched this…thing. It’s like Gremlins’s evil, retarded stepbrother. I would say avoid at all costs, but it’s worth watching. It blurs the line between bad-bad and good-bad more than any movie I’ve ever seen. Scroll down for some stills…some God-awful, unbelievable stills.
Edit
Apparently the movie has even mystified Amazon’s writing staff. Here’s their official, nonsensical plot synopsis:
Seven disgusting kids but nevertheless of interesting personality are being made of the green mud coming out of garbage can. Once alive their master gives them rules to obey although they think that life is funnier without following stupid regulations like no television or no candy. Naturally this will cause some conflicts.




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6 Responses to “The Garbage Pail Kids Movie…I Don’t Know What to Say”






April 17th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
It has to be seen to be believed is really all I can say.
April 17th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
I saw this in the theater.
April 17th, 2006 at 1:21 pm
Good God! I think you’re 1 of 5 people who did.
April 17th, 2006 at 1:38 pm
To be called painful is an understatment. I just saw it for teh first time a month ago.
April 17th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
The weirdest thing about it were the strange sexual undertones. The girls were sluts, the GP Kids tried to see the kid naked when he was in the bath…so, so weird.
April 18th, 2006 at 7:08 pm
First this, now Mr. Belvedere as Bowser. I’m not sure if my mind can take it.