I have to believe that this old PSA/music video aired so few times because people who saw it realized that having David Hasselhoff and Stacey Keach magically appear to tell you not to do drugs would only encourage kids to get high as soon as they could score some crack/pot/acid. Plus, I don’t care when this was filmed, nobody was ever going to listen to LaToya Jackson when she tells you drugs are bad. It does get special bonus points for the appearance of a goofy-ass Arnold Schwarzeneggar, as well as the lesson it teaches about how simple it is to kick that nasty coke habit.

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