Dustin Diamond Is BrokeGod bless Dustin Diamond. The man gave my generation hours upon hours of enjoyment as Screech on the classic “Saved By The Bell,” and instead of letting his fame go to his head, the kid actually seemed to understand the joke that genetics played on him. His career since then has consisted of pretty much exactly what you’d expect from B-level child actors, without the seemingly standard armed robbery/drug problem/self prostitution scandal. Diamond continues to pop up in small roles here and there, was a professional wrestler for a short while, and gets his licks in by whipping Horseshack’s ass in celebrity boxing. Despite that shining resume, he’s apparently broke now, and is turning to the internet to help save himself from becoming homeless. For a mere $15, you can get your very own D-Shirt and Dustin will hopefully raise the $250,000 he needs to save his house from reposession. $20 gets you an autographed version, which shows just how realistic the man is about his celebrity. People less awesome than Screech ask for 4-5 times that much at Comic-Con.

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