John Byrne Has Epiphany, Reverts To Norm
Author: Stephen Gerding
August 9th, 2006
After years and years (and even more years) of railing against comic pros for violating various creators’ original intent with their stories, Byrne goes off the deep end and publishes a manifesto that ends in this impossible to argue with piece of advice:
As I have pointed out many times, most characters have many fathers, and very few end up in the same place where they started. It is nearly impossible for a creator to outline every conceivable twist and turn of every possible storyline. The world changes, the creators change — the characters change.
And then he kills his newfound wisdom dead with his next post where he immediately becomes obsessed once again with the Thing’s penis, the “fact” that Spider-Man should never have been aged past high school and denial about his hand in changing various characters when he’s gotten his hands on them. Ay yi yi…
- Related Articles:
6 Responses to “John Byrne Has Epiphany, Reverts To Norm”






August 9th, 2006 at 10:54 am
BWAH-HA-HA-HA!
John is such a cumbucket.
August 9th, 2006 at 4:08 pm
I know I shouldn’t read John Byrne talking about the Thing’s penis, but I’m having to fight the temptation to click …
August 10th, 2006 at 5:36 am
Man, I used to be a big fan of his, when exactly did he go nuts?
August 10th, 2006 at 9:08 am
E, around october 1964.
August 10th, 2006 at 11:54 am
I don’t follow these things… Who the hell said The Thing doesn’t have a penis?! First off, how did the topic come up in a code-approved comic? Secondly, why are they slandering Aunt Petunia’s favorite nephew like that? Sounds like the work of the Yancy Street Gang to me…
August 10th, 2006 at 7:46 pm
I LOVE YOU, JOHN BYRNE.