B&R:TBW Ain’t All That Bad
Author: Stephen Gerding
August 30th, 2006
When the first issue of Miller and Lee’s “All Star Batman and Robin: The Boy Wonder” dropped, I was surprised by the amount of ill will it generated online. I actually enjoyed it quite a bit, and for the life of me, I didn’t fully understand the sheer bile and hatred it garnered. Then the second issue hit the streets, and I wasn’t to sure about it. I figured I’d trust Miller, though I was having my doubts. When the third issue was finally released, I was done. Virtually every argument I’d read and disagreed with about the first issue was in full effect in #3.
With the fourth issue, I’m back on board and looking forward to number five. The only reason I gave the title another chance s because I’d pre-ordered the damn thing months and months ago, or I’d have left it on the rack. As it is, I reluctantly bought it and read the thing. And then I enjoyed watching Miller travel from the realm of genius to the land of utter crap and back around the world where he’s knocking on the door of genius again.
Once you manage to divorce yourself from the idea that this is Batman, a character you grew up reading or watching to the point where you just know when he’s written/portrayed correctly or incorrectly, it’s a surprisingly entertaining read. Everything is exagerrated to a ridiculous degree, as if placed under some sort of bizarre fisheye lens. Miller and Lee give us a Batman who grows stubble over the course of a drive in the Batmobile, blackmails Superman (who can’t yet fly) into literally running across the Atlantic Ocean to get a doctor for Vicki Vale and tries to sound like Clint Eastwood in order to impress a kid whose parents were just murdered. The bit thaat finally sold me on this all-new, all-bizarre Batman is when he tells the just-rescued Dick Grayson that if he wants to eat while in the Batcave, he can kill and munch on a rat. Then he leaves the poor kid alone in the dark.
OK, so maybe “genius” is too strong of a word for B&R:TBW, but if you’re able to divorce yourself from your existing beliefs about who/what Batman is, it becomes a piece of work that actually has some redeemingly entertaining qualities. There’s no concern that this will become the default depiction of the character, so there’s no harm in allowing yourself to enjoy what boils down to a “What If Frank Miller and Jim Lee Created Batman” mini series.
Anyone else still reading the title and come to a similar conclusion?
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8 Responses to “B&R:TBW Ain’t All That Bad”







August 30th, 2006 at 9:03 am
Nope. I don’t think I’ve regretted a comic book purchase as much as this one in a LOOOONG time. It was entertaining the first time, if only because I was laughing AT it. It’s like REALLY bad fanfic, with beautiful Jim Lee art.
There is nothing good about it. It’s like the “From Justin to Kelly” of comic books.
Maybe not THAT good.
August 30th, 2006 at 9:38 am
Bear in mind that I still have a copy of “Cool As Ice” on VHS buried somewhere in storage. Sometimes stuff’s so bad it’s awesome. this series would be perfect fodder for a comic book version of USA’s Up All Night.
August 30th, 2006 at 10:14 am
Absolutley. Some things are soooooo damn bad that they are actually awesome. In my video collection: The Perfect Weapon, The phillipino version of Batman, Supergirl, Grafitti Bridge, The Pirate Movie, Goog Guys Wear Black and Dave.
All Star B&R is less like Garbage Pale Kids, more like Date Movie.
“What are you, retarded? I’m the goddamn Batman”
August 30th, 2006 at 10:42 am
Garbage Pail Kids is a brilliant film.
August 30th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
I also don’t think it’s that bad. It’s definitely strange, and I think it’s thrown many a fanboy for a loop, but it’s obvious that Miller is having fun here. “I’m the Goddamn Batman!” Come on, you know he’s winking at you when he writes that. Of course, what’s problematic is that it’s borderline masturbatory. But still, I’m enjoying it.
August 30th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
“I’m the goddamn Batman”
Who the fuck would talk like that. It’s not even camp enough to be funny. It’s just stupid enough to be bad, not stupid enough to be fun.
You know. Like Ice Pirates.
August 31st, 2006 at 6:36 am
Is Miller still doing the “Jesus!” comic does anyone know?
September 2nd, 2006 at 2:57 am
The fundamental problem with ASB&R (well besides the fact that Miller’s pissing around at everyone’s expense or just lost his mind) is that DC spent months promoting this thing as the definitive core version of the character; totally free of established continuity and appropriate for all ages. Obviously it’s none of these things. As a result it’s become the perfect showcase of how creator power dominates the industry. I’m just an ordinary guy but I honestry cannot imagine any other field where you could bring out a product that is so poor, so far off your intended objectives, and to add insult to injury so ridiculously late yet still be praised by your employers and your fans.