Sony just released two teaser posters for the upcoming guaranteed blockbuster Spider-Man 3, and while my thoughts on them were mixed, I figured we should go directly to the source for a more definitive opinion.

Spidey Sez: This is the stuff. Crisp, clean, and classic in appearance. This sucker just pops ight out at you and lets even the most non-comic book literate filmgoer know what they’re in store for with the third flick. It may not be breaking any new ground, but it gives ya what you want.

Spidey Sez: What the hell were they thinking? They created the perfect story in a photo and went stupid on it with Photoshop. Note to studio - this is Spider-Man, not Sin City. Save the stylized designs for product that it fits, not a classic, straightforward super-hero story. Someone missed the boat with this one.

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