We here at KFR are very proud to bring you this new weekly column, which in the coming days and months and centuries will highlight quotes from the good Dr. Victor Von Doom’s soon-to-be runaway bestseller Chicken Doom for the Soul.
Feeling down? Kick your therapist in the crotch and lend Doom an ear.
Need some help to get you through the work day? Uncork that bottle of scotch in your desk drawer, take a pull, and kick back with some Doom.
Need some advice? Burn the hell out of your copy of the I Ching and turn to Doom.
And with that, we present the inaugural affirmation:
“Your unselfish concern touches me deeply, you unearthly clod! Thus, I have decided to let you live — for a while longer — so that you too will see the use to which I put your power — so that you too will grovel at my feet — along with the rest of mankind!”
-Dr. Victor Von Doom from Fantastic Four #59
Special prize after the jump.
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Powerfully moving stuff.Tough, but the kids today need to here this…
haha nice cover.
OMG, that looks sooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I’m like 15 and I love Doom!!!!!!Actually, it’s really Juian McMahon partly cuz he looks hotttttt! in it, and anyting else he does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!