No, you are not dreaming and no, this is not a gag. It appears that the kind people who unclog pipes from “log” jams for a living, Roto Rooter, are offering this one-of-a-kind toilet as the grand prize in their “Pimped Out John” online sweepstakes. This tricked out crapper offers such “loaded” amenities like a flat screen TV, a DVD player, a laptop, a refrigerator with a beer tap, X-box 360 and an iPod with docking station. The contest “runs” until April 2, 2007 so if you’re interested, you better enter now or get off the pot. All of the scatological humor has pooped me out. Okay, not really.

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