A friend of mine was telling me about his weekend, and I had to share this story. I deny anyone to have a Starbucks anecdote as cool as this - ooooh, you got a Venti mocha frappachinni for the price of a grande…with extra whipped cream! I’m sooooo excited!!! Pffft….

We were in Annapolis for a couple days, and we did some history-tour stuff. The tickets for the tour were sold at a coffee shop downtown…Hard Bean Coffee and Booksellers…so I go in to get my tickets, and buy a cup of coffee too. The tickets were like $42 each or something, and my coffee was a couple bucks.

So the guy behind the counter rings me up and says, “OK, large coffee, that’ll be $87.65. When the guy behind me in line looks up, the register guy says “Sir, our coffee is made with the tears of Chuck Norris, the rarest item on this planet.”

I’d drink that every day if I could - everyone knows that Chuck’s tears have incredible healing powers.

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