1 Reason Why John McClane Is More Badass Than Jack Bauer

Andrew and I had this question posed to us in the comments section of our 10 Reasons Why John McClane Is More Badass Than Optimus Prime post yesterday. I figured I’d field it since Andrew’s got better things to do than waste his time wading through 6 seasons of 24.

:::ahem:::

McClane VS Bauer


#1 – John McClane did everything Jack Bauer did first, without special training, without back-up, while drunk.

#1.1 – Jack Bauer may have co-starred with Demi Moore at some point, but John McClane slept with her.

#1.2 – John McClane: not a vampire.



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9 Responses to 1 Reason Why John McClane Is More Badass Than Jack Bauer
  1. berni
    July 10, 2007 | 6:36 am

    Here is a tough one:… Why John McClaine is more badass than John Rambo.

  2. somejerk
    July 10, 2007 | 6:59 am

    “John McClane: not a vampire.”

    True!

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  3. Stephen Gerding
    July 10, 2007 | 7:16 am

    John Rambo, eh? That’s a tough one, but I’d have to say it’s probably a combination of not using steroids and never sleeping with Grace Jones.

  4. Daniel Brooks
    July 10, 2007 | 9:11 am

    Was Live Free or Die Hard any good?

  5. Stephen Gerding
    July 10, 2007 | 9:55 am

    It was badass.

  6. AF Duncan
    July 10, 2007 | 10:06 am

    Yeah, Die Hard IV was a solid summer movie.

  7. Daniel Brooks
    July 10, 2007 | 10:58 am

    Wow, didn’t expect that. I seriously love DH3 and when I heard this one was PG-13 I felt sick. But I’ll give it a go.

  8. Murray Roach
    July 11, 2007 | 5:59 pm

    Man, I thought the third movie was crap. But, the original Die Hard is one of the all-time greatest action films ever. Anytime it shows up on TV, I always stop flipping to catch a few minutes of vintage Willis. Haven’t seen the new one yet, but I hope to!

  9. Engel Fonseca
    July 17, 2007 | 11:20 am

    John Mcclane is a wimpy man….Jack Bauer shot a woman on a leg to get information, kicked National Security’s ass infront of pesind Logan & then kidnapped the president of the united stats….what else could I say.

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