1 Reason Why John McClane Is More Badass Than Jack Bauer
Author: Stephen Gerding July 10th, 2007Andrew and I had this question posed to us in the comments section of our 10 Reasons Why John McClane Is More Badass Than Optimus Prime post yesterday. I figured I’d field it since Andrew’s got better things to do than waste his time wading through 6 seasons of 24.
:::ahem:::
#1 – John McClane did everything Jack Bauer did first, without special training, without back-up, while drunk.
#1.1 – Jack Bauer may have co-starred with Demi Moore at some point, but John McClane slept with her.
#1.2 – John McClane: not a vampire.
Spread the word!
Movie/TV, WebCrack
July 10th, 2007 at 6:36 am
Here is a tough one:… Why John McClaine is more badass than John Rambo.
July 10th, 2007 at 6:59 am
“John McClane: not a vampire.”
True!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
July 10th, 2007 at 7:16 am
John Rambo, eh? That’s a tough one, but I’d have to say it’s probably a combination of not using steroids and never sleeping with Grace Jones.
July 10th, 2007 at 9:11 am
Was Live Free or Die Hard any good?
July 10th, 2007 at 9:55 am
It was badass.
July 10th, 2007 at 10:06 am
Yeah, Die Hard IV was a solid summer movie.
July 10th, 2007 at 10:58 am
Wow, didn’t expect that. I seriously love DH3 and when I heard this one was PG-13 I felt sick. But I’ll give it a go.
July 11th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
Man, I thought the third movie was crap. But, the original Die Hard is one of the all-time greatest action films ever. Anytime it shows up on TV, I always stop flipping to catch a few minutes of vintage Willis. Haven’t seen the new one yet, but I hope to!
July 17th, 2007 at 11:20 am
John Mcclane is a wimpy man….Jack Bauer shot a woman on a leg to get information, kicked National Security’s ass infront of pesind Logan & then kidnapped the president of the united stats….what else could I say.