Why oh why didn’t anyone tell me about this trainwreck of a TV show? It may not end up being the on-camera disaster as the Danny Bonaduce show from last year, but still, you would think that Chachi having his midlife crisis on national television has to be worth a little press in this Paris Hilton age…

In order to figure out why he has been unlucky in love for the past 45 years, Scott Baio hires a life coach named Doc Ali. She tells him to take a two-month vow of celibacy, break off his relationship with his current girlfriend, and revisit some of his ex-girlfriends to help him figure out where he went wrong in his past relationships. Sue Carlson, his first serious girlfriend, tells him he has commitment issues and is always looking for “the next best thing”. Erin Moran, his “Happy Days” co-star and the girl he lost his virginity to, tells him he needs to face his fear of other people by joining her at an autograph signing.

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