This statue looks like a weird Chuckie/X-Men cross-breeding experiment gone wrong. I’d be kind of afraid to fall asleep in the same room as these guys. Still, if truly bizarre X-Men merchandise is your thing, you can pre-order yourself one here for about 64 bucks.







It’s either Chuckie and X-Babies or Precious Moments (minus the doe eyes) and X-Babies. Whatever the combo is, it still comes out to be one very disturbing piece of clay.
DEVIL GOLEMS! MADE FROM THE BLOOD AND BONES OF INNOCENTS!
That reminds me… X-babies is one of the few properties left that Marvel hasn’t “zombie-fied.”