This guy has to be the stupidest substitute teacher I’ve ever heard of. After being told by school officials that The Simpsons Movie wasn’t acceptable fare to show his third through fifth grade classes, this schmuck proceeded to screen it for them…with a bootleg DVD.

New Haven school officials have fired a substitute teacher for showing an alleged bootleg copy of “The Simpsons Movie” to third-, fourth- and fifth-graders.

School officials said they had warned 30-year-old Aquil Abdul-Salaam that the PG-13 rated film isn’t appropriate for children.

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