What’s the most amazing thing about this story about a teacher working after hours feeling terrorized by some doofuses singing “Welcome to the Jungle” over the school PA because they thought no one was around? Correct: that kids still listen to G n’ R.

Six troopers and three police dogs showed up and found three teenagers, one of them a custodian at the school, who had been playing with the public address system.

Police say one of them sang “Welcome to the Jungle” into the microphone. The song contains the lyrics “You’re in the jungle baby; you’re gonna die.”

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