Turn your next meal into a raucous, socially responsible straight edge-stravaganza with Wheelhouse Pickles’s Minor Threat Sauce!

According to the website copy, it actually sounds really tasty: “…Minor Threat draws its inspiration from the legendary West Indies’ mustard-and-mango-based habanero sauces, only it mysteriously privileges the pepper’s fruitiness over its notoriously overwhelming heat.”

“Mysteriously privileges” = yum…?

If anybody out there has no idea what the hell I’m talking about, do yourself a favor: pick this up and revel in its relentless greatness. You can thank us later.

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