Thanks to the dark elf coven of the Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, preeminent raconteur and perennial nerd ladeez pin-up Neil Gaiman now has a series of perfumes inspired by his work. Sales benefit the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund.

I know, you were expecting some snark. But fun fact: I like goths because they tend to have a good sense of humor. So there.

So now let us all sip absinthe in our frilly shirts and pretend we’re asexual Oscar Wilde vampires.

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