If you’ve got $360 to blow, have an unnatural affinity for either the 300 graphic novel or movie and have abs of steel, then this might be just the post-holiday gift for yourself you’ve been looking for. SkyMall, which seems to be increasingly nerd-centric, is offering replica Spartan helmets for a mere $60 a head and replica capes for $300, both based on Frank Miller’s interpretations.

That’s three hundred dollars for a big red cape that’s been treated to look like you fought a bunch of other dudes to a bloody mess while wearing it. Sweet.

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