From the best of Craigslist NYC:
Wanted: Heart Surgeon for 1/2 Day Gig – No Pay
Date: 2007-11-26, 11:55AM ESTHi,
I need a triple bypass surgery and want to have it done ASAP.
We don’t have any funds at the moment, but I’ll have a friend videotape the whole procedure, and you can have a copy of the DV tape. We’re also planning to pitch the idea to some honchos at HBO, so you’ll be in on the Ground Floor!It shouldn’t take more than 6-7 hours.
No amateurs – Experienced Heart Surgeons ONLY!
I know what you’re thinking:
Thanks Tae!
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WOW! It’s hard to believe, but that really is the greatest post ever. Craigslist rocks