Unfortunately tripped across this bit of news on the NYT site:

“Shrek the Musical,” based on Shrek the Book as well as Shrek the Movie, has announced Shrek the Pre-Broadway Engagement at the 5th Avenue Theater in Seattle. The musical, by David Lindsay-Abaire and Jeanine Tesori, will play there from Aug. 14 to Sept. 21 and is scheduled for Broadway in early November. No theater has been announced, but a musical the size of “Shrek” needs a big theater, sort of like those now occupied by “The Color Purple” and “Legally Blonde.” Hmmm.

Please, no.

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