This is how it plays out:

Two warriors meet in a remote jungle. Ready to kill or die or, at the very least, tolerate very high levels of pain in the name of ass kicking. All they know is war. And battle. And death.

Sweet, sweet war battle death.

In time, there will be a victor. One will rise from the dust and smoke, baptized in the blood of the other. The loser, a dead and lifeless carcass corpse, will bloat and return to the dirt in an oozing extravaganza of meat and gooey internal liquids.

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