It takes a very special pallette to enjoy one of 7-11’s new Slurpuccinos. The coffee/cola flavored Slurpees start offf alright enough, tasting exactly like Coke Blak, but by the time you’re halfway through a 20 oz. cup of it, it’s a fight to continue sucking it down. I gave up at around the 2/3 mark, relinquishing the remainder to the kitchen sink’s open maw.
If you want to give it a try, I suggest you move fast (They’re only out until the end of March) and split the cost with a friend using this Buy One, Get On coupon. Turn your speakers off before clicking through, though, unless you want to be accosted by a talking chocolate colored spoon straw.






I live in a city that gets used as a test market for these things, so I had a chance to try one last summer. Your description is spot-on; starts out ok, becomes vile about halfway through. I can’t believe these things went over well enough for I wide release- and in some small way, I blame myself….
Is it me or does it look like a penis?
It’s Greg Land. He traced that promo art off porn.