Florida Hates Nipples
Author: Stephen Gerding
April 1st, 2008
Maybe the electrical problems at Wrestlemania were less of an accident and more of an attempt to de-nipplize some Floridians. Apparently they have such a problem with them in the Golden State that the WWE’s crack team of graphic designers actually had to airbrush hem off the wrestlers appearing in billboards across the state to promote the PPV. Ah, Florida - will you ever stop amazing the rest of the US with your strange and confusing ways?

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4 Responses to “Florida Hates Nipples”







April 1st, 2008 at 8:25 am
California is the Golden State. Florida is the Sunshine State.
April 1st, 2008 at 8:56 am
Oh, Freudian slip - will you ever fail to amuse us?
April 1st, 2008 at 2:43 pm
What nipples?
April 2nd, 2008 at 6:01 am
As a Florida resident, I applaud this decision. The last thing that I want to see as I’m driving I-10 to work is The Big Show’s big hairy nipple.