Steve: Worst part about Patrick Dempsey’s career resurrection….

Andrew: Everything?

Steve: Gonna be almost impossible to watch “Can’t Buy Me Love” again.

Andrew: Ha ha! Actually I can’t knock the guy

Steve: Oh, nothing against him! It’s all the housewives and the fucking names like McDreamy.

Andrew: That shit sucks. SUCKS. McDreamy…what the hell does that even mean?

Steve: EXACTLY. Can’t Buy Me love is a near perfect 80’s teen movie. Forever marred by Grey’s Anatomy freaks.

Andrew: Are you saying he’s delicious like a McDonald’s burger or good-looking in a manufactured and routine way?

Steve: It’s just…sad.

Andrew: Must be something to do with his name on the show, I guess.

Steve: I honestly do not not and don’t care to do the research to find out. But I’m betting you nailed it.

Andrew: Grey’s Anatomy is just one of those shows I fucking despise out of sheer principle.

Steve: Goddamn hausfraus. Why must they Lucas my childhood?!?!

Andrew: Are you saying he can’t buy your love?

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