Newsflash: Americans Still Complete F&*king Weirdos
Author: AF Duncan
May 6th, 2008
The skyrocketing price of gas got you down, huh? Better start praying.
“Someone’s making a lot of money and it’s really, really wrong,” added Twyman, who founded the Prayer at the Pump movement last week to seek help from a higher power to bring down fuel prices, because the powers in Washington haven’t.
The half-dozen activists — Twyman, a former Miss Washington DC, the owner of a small construction company and two volunteers at a local soup kitchen — joined hands, bowed their heads and intoned a heartfelt prayer.
“Lord, come down in a mighty way and strengthen us so that we can bring down these high gas prices,” Twyman said to a chorus of “amens”.
Hey, maybe this is a sign from the good Lord Jesus Buddha Mohammed Siva that he/she wants everyone who’s able to start riding the sh*t out of bicycles.
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4 Responses to “Newsflash: Americans Still Complete F&*king Weirdos”
May 6th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Or maybe the good Lord Jesus Buddha Mohammed Siva has nothing to do with setting the price of oil and gasoline? I think that’s it.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Do not fret when gas prices do come down through economic principles, they will all say their prayers were answered!
May 7th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
DONKEYS! They were good ’nuff for Jesus, they’re good ’nuff for me!
May 9th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Maybe they should had voted Bush Cheney out of office in the first place. God isn’t going to help you when you elect patsies for giant oil companies and war profiteers into the White House. Reap what you sow.