If you’re on a budget, but still have an unexplainable need for “Incredible Hulk” movie tie-in crap, Target’s got you covered. The dollar bins in the front of every store are currently overflowing with licensed Hulk product, letting you stock up on plenty of junk for under ten bucks, should you so desire.

It’s the fist that sells this one. Took all my willpower to keep it out of my cart.

Not sure what’s going on here, but I’m guessing that this pencil case may come pre-gamma irradiated.

Quite possibly the angriest pencils in the world.

I wonder how many dads are going to freak out because little Jimbob is wearing jewelry.

For the life of me, I cn’t figure out what the “4 in 1″ aspect of this pen is, but hey - it lights up!!

This one’s actually probably pretty perfect for the office.

This thing is the length of my freaking forearm! WTF are you going to do with a pen that takes two hands to write with?

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