You know, despite all the doom and gloom and anxiety going around these days, I’ll tell you guys one thing that’s been awesome: the rise of stupid, ironic canned beverages. You know what I’m talking about.

I dunno who started this whole thing, but after the success of the likes of Pimp Juice (legitimately supposed to taste kind of good — check out the ratings on BevNet) and whatnot, now we have the newly released Crunk!!! Citrus and, inevitably, Drank.

Admittedly, I’ve never even tried any of these things — but when something supposedly contains ingredients like the mystical “Ashwaganda” and enchanting “Horny Goat Weed,” you know it’s on.

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