Brilliant All Spoilers Review Of The Happening
Author: AF Duncan
June 19th, 2008
Were you, like me, curious about just how bad M. Night Shyamalan’s latest cinematic abortion The Happening is? Be curious no longer! Christopher Orr at The New Republic has the rundown for you in this impressively vitriolic review.
This film is so bad that I feel compelled to make a spoiler-laden list of its most laughably terrible parts rather than review it.
YES.
Seriously can you believe Shyamalan made a pretty great movie once? Although I’m starting to genuinely wonder whether he actually made The Sixth Sense. Word is his next film is a fictional adaptation of the journey he made traveling up his own ass.
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3 Responses to “Brilliant All Spoilers Review Of The Happening”
June 19th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Interesting. I thought “Unbreakable” was a better movie, but maybe that was because I had “Sixth Sense” figured out almost right away. In any case, yeah, anything after those two was pretty much shit…
June 19th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Yeah man, I was duped by “Sixth Sense” 100%, which absolutely enhanced my enjoyment of it. Personally I actually couldn’t stand “Unbreakable,” but at least the core idea of it is sound.
Shyamalan really is a fascinating, fun-to-hate fuck up, isn’t he.
June 19th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Shyamalan would never stand a beat-down from Boll though!