Dear Japan: Please Never Stop Being Unironically F*&ked Up
Author: AF Duncan
June 19th, 2008
Quick quiz: what’s the one country that has more sexual hangups than the United States? Japan! Correct!
Yes, finally fulfilling the dreams of jillions of otakus nation(world?)wide, Sega Toys has invented a robot girlfriend called EMA: Eternal Maiden Actualization. You can’t make this shit up, people.
A Japanese firm has produced a 15-inch tall robotic girlfriend that kisses on command, to go on sale in September for around $175, with a target market of lonely adult men.
Using her infrared sensors and battery power, the diminutive damsel named “EMA” puckers up for nearby human heads, entering what designers call its “love mode.”
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2 Responses to “Dear Japan: Please Never Stop Being Unironically F*&ked Up”
June 20th, 2008 at 8:09 am
Every year, it seems that we as a civilization are getting closer and closer to a world where the Cherry 2000 will not only exist but thrive. Very scary indeed.
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:11 am
What do you MEAN “You can’t make this shit up, people.”
Yes you can, and lots of people have, made it up, for nearly a century before today!
I also like the image you used. The robo-woman has gossamer clothing over her one breast in some kind of attempt at modesty.
But her other breast - on the table (!) - is clearly exposed!