Former porn star and all-around badass Sonny Landham is running against Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and millionaire Bruce Lunsford for Kentucky’s senate seat.
“I’m not sure which is more of a hurdle for Landham, being a former porn actor or being a Libertarian Party candidate,” he said. “But if the race between McConnell and Lunsford is tight enough, the votes Landham pulls from McConnell might be critical.”
McConnell campaign adviser Scott Jennings said Landham won’t push the Republican incumbent off his message of how he has “delivered for the commonwealth time and again.”
This isn’t the first dabbling in politics for Landham, who struggled to get odd jobs after being released from prison. Now he still dabbles in acting, but Social Security checks and an acting pension are his main income.
Unaffected by this development is me being 13 years old and going to the movies to see Predator with a couple pals back in the day and having our minds get COMPLETELY FUCKING BLOWN.
Dangit, doesn’t he know he’s supposed to run for *governor* like Ventura and Schwarzenegger? Lord knows I’d like to be rid of Beshear already.
Now if we could just get Carl Weathers to run in whatever state he lives in…
HA! I just just thinking that too. When’s Carl Weathers running for office?
These guys should create their own political party. They’d probably have a pretty tough stance on illegal aliens.