Finally! The F*&king Future Is HERE!!
Author: AF Duncan
July 29th, 2008
You can shove that iPhone and solar car up your ass, turkeys! An inventor from New Zealand has invented a working jetpack! About time is all everyone has to say.
On Tuesday, an inventor from New Zealand plans to unveil what he calls “the world’s first practical jetpack” at the EAA AirVenture, the gigantic annual air show here. The inventor, Glenn Martin, 48, who has spent 27 years developing the devices, said he hoped to begin selling them next year for $100,000 apiece.
“There is nothing that even comes close to the dream that the jetpack allows you to achieve,” said Robert J. Thompson, the director of the Bleier Center for Television and Popular Culture at Syracuse University. He called it “about the coolest desire left to mankind.”
Be sure to click through to the article and watch the video, which is maybe one of the doofiest ever.
And click through the jump for an exclusive KFR photo FROM THE FUTURE!!!

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3 Responses to “Finally! The F*&king Future Is HERE!!”






July 29th, 2008 at 7:41 am
The photo from the future isn’t accurate. Where are the two guys who have to walk with you and steady you, while you reach heights of up to 4 inches?
July 29th, 2008 at 8:00 am
As always, the answer to all questions about the future is ROBOTS.
July 29th, 2008 at 9:38 am
Hells yeah! I’m gonna get me two teens, a chimp and an RV and drive around post-apocalyptic Earth having adventures and such!