Even More Crap Speed Racer Art
Author: Stephen Gerding
July 31st, 2008
Lucas beat me to the punch when it comes to finding horrific art from the new Speed Racer series, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to let this insanely terrible ad slide. Seriously, Speed looks like some sort of free clip art here, not a character that’s been designed and refined dozens of time. And am I misunderstanding the text at the bottom of the ad, or is this really a “Speed Racer: TNG” cartoon? Didn’t we learn our lesson with James Bond Jr.?
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3 Responses to “Even More Crap Speed Racer Art”
July 31st, 2008 at 7:59 am
So… If this poster is any indication, I’m guessing you really have to be out of touch with pop culture to be in marketing.
July 31st, 2008 at 4:47 pm
My eyes are bleeding.
And I thought the Wachowski’s had put their daggers into my pupils for 2 hours was enough.
But I do hope that Warner Bros outsources the next Batman cartoon to these guys…really want to see Bruce Wayne with a mullet and a severe effeminate look.
August 1st, 2008 at 8:13 am
What’s that Lucas? You want to see an effeminate Bruce Wayne? Why, you don’t have to wait at all!
Just go get yourself a copy of Batman: Gotham Knight and skip straight to the “Field Test” chapter. You’ll love it! At least, you’ll love it if you ever wanted to know what Bruce Wayne would look like as a willowy adolescent Japanese pop star.