Dr. Doom’s Monday Affirmation — April 2, 2007

Author: AF Duncan April 2nd, 2007 No Comments »
“Not gizmo you neanderthalic dolt. You are captive of my POWER COMPRESSOR. The more energy you waste STRUGGLING to escape, the more powerful is its holding power.

Silence now. I am building to the CRESCENDO — I do not wish to be disturbed. Wagner was a genius was he not?”

-Dr. Doom, from Fantastic Four #197


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Dr. Doom’s Monday Affirmation: 03.19.07

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“I want you to make me whole!”
-Dr. Doom, from Fantastic Four #319


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Dr. Doom’s Monday Affirmation: 03.11.07

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“You think there will be peace if you eliminate hunger and disease by giving the mindless masses technological freedom? Life is conflict…the strong grow through adversity…”
-Dr. Doom, from Fantastic Four: The End #1


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Dr. Doom’s Monday Affirmation: 02.12.07

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“How right she is!! But now the first phase of my plan is ended! I only intended to embarrass and confuse them! NOW I shall go to work with a vengeance — and my final purpose shall be — THEIR COMPLETE DESTRUCTION!”
-Dr. Doom, from Fantastic Four Volume 1 #17


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Dr. Doom’s Monday Affirmation: 02.05.07

Author: AF Duncan February 5th, 2007 4 Comments »
“But, though you may keep as quiet and motionless as humanly possible, Dr. Doom has other ways to find you…”
-Dr. Doom, from Fantastic Four #246


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Dr. Doom’s Monday Affirmation: 01.29.06

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“Gone! All that glorious history gone in one brief instant! Replaced by an ugly crater in the ocean floor…littered with fused masonry and bitter memories that cry out…revenge! REVENGE!”
-Dr. Doom, from Fantastic Four #6


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Dr. Doom’s Monday Affirmation: 1.22.06

Author: AF Duncan January 22nd, 2007 3 Comments »

We here at KFR are very proud to bring you this new weekly column, which in the coming days and months and centuries will highlight quotes from the good Dr. Victor Von Doom’s soon-to-be runaway bestseller Chicken Doom for the Soul.

Feeling down? Kick your therapist in the crotch and lend Doom an ear.

Need some help to get you through the work day? Uncork that bottle of scotch in your desk drawer, take a pull, and kick back with some Doom.

Need some advice? Burn the hell out of your copy of the I Ching and turn to Doom.

And with that, we present the inaugural affirmation:

“Your unselfish concern touches me deeply, you unearthly clod! Thus, I have decided to let you live — for a while longer — so that you too will see the use to which I put your power — so that you too will grovel at my feet — along with the rest of mankind!”
-Dr. Victor Von Doom from Fantastic Four #59

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